Puppy Prays Before Meal...Sweet!

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Your Royal Name??

In honor of the big wedding on Friday, create your royal wedding guest name. Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparent's names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, double-barreled with the name of the street you grew up on.

My royal name is, Lady Leolyn Crystal-Paddock.

What's yours??

Daily Quotes (Day 2)

"Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts."

~author unknown

Jesus Knows You're Here!!

Sent to me in an email & too funny not to share!

JESUS KNOWS YOU’RE HERE

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus knows you're here.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard “Jesus is watching you.”

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

“Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you."

The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Pit-bull Jesus."